snqb/fuckoff

Fuckoff Report

Auto-generate a handoff report from the current session. Client-facing, minimal, human.

Steps

1. Collect context (automatic, no questions)

# What changed
git log --oneline -5
git diff HEAD~1 --stat

# Screenshots from this session (last hour)
find /var/folders -name "screenshot-*.webp" -mmin -60 2>/dev/null | sort

2. Pick screenshots

• Visual change? → Pick 1 screenshot that shows the result. The last one is usually the money shot.
• No visual change? → No screenshots. Don't force it.
• Max 2 screenshots. If you need more, the change is too complex for one report — split it.

3. Write the report

Max 6 lines. Language matches the project (Russian if Russian project).

Structure:

Что сделано (2-3 строки)
Где (ветка/коммит, одной строкой)
[Скрин: filename — что на нём, одной строкой]
Можно тестить.

4. Save

# Visual changes → folder with text + screenshot(s)
.git/reports/<task-name>/отчёт.txt
.git/reports/<task-name>/result.webp

# No visual → single file
.git/reports/<task-name>.txt

Print file:///absolute/path link at the end.

Rules

• No AI voice. Write like a person, not a press release.
• Don't repeat the task. Client knows what they asked for.
• Don't explain decisions. Client doesn't care about your architecture.
• One screenshot = the result. Not the process, not every step.
• If the session had no git activity — just summarize what was discussed/decided.

Anti-patterns

• ❌ 6 screenshots of every click
• ❌ 0 screenshots when the change is visual
• ❌ "В рамках поставленной задачи..."
• ❌ Bullet lists longer than 4 items
• ❌ Asking the user what to include — figure it out from session context